Minor things

2 files changed, 8 insertions, 13 deletions

diff --git a/u/server/activity/fourohfour.ts b/u/server/activity/fourohfour.ts
index c09aef6..ed8c7eb 100644
--- a/u/server/activity/fourohfour.ts
+++ b/u/server/activity/fourohfour.ts
@@ -7,14 +7,10 @@ import {
 } from "@emprespresso/pengueno";
 
 const messages = [
-  "(≧ω≦)ゞ Oopsie! This endpoint has gone a-404-dable!",
-  "｡ﾟ(｡ﾉωヽ｡)ﾟ｡ Meow-t found! Your API call ran away!",
-  "404-bidden! But like...in a cute way (・`ω´・) !",
-  "(=①ω①=) This endpoint is hiss-terically missing!",
-  "┐(´∀｀)┌ Whoopsie fluff! No API here!",
-  "(つ≧▽≦)つ Your data went on a paw-sible vacation!",
-  "(ꈍᴗꈍ) Uwu~ not found, but found our hearts instead!",
-  "ヽ(；▽；)ノ Eep! This route has ghosted you~",
+  "D: Meow-t found! Your API call ran away!",
+  "404-bidden! But like...in a cute way >:3 !",
+  ":o Your data went on a paw-sible vacation!",
+  "uwu~ not found, but found our hearts instead!",
 ];
 const randomFourOhFour = () => messages[Math.random() * messages.length];
 
diff --git a/u/server/request.ts b/u/server/request.ts
index 480ee69..c857f88 100644
--- a/u/server/request.ts
+++ b/u/server/request.ts
@@ -2,11 +2,10 @@ import { LogMetricTraceable } from "@emprespresso/pengueno";
 
 const greetings = [
   "hewwo :D",
-  "hiya cutie (✿◠‿◠)",
-  "boop! ૮・ᴥ・ა",
-  "sending virtual hugs! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ",
-  "stay pawsitive ₍^..^₎⟆",
-  "⋆｡‧˚❆🐧❆˚‧｡⋆",
+  "hiya cutie",
+  "boop!",
+  "sending virtual hugs!",
+  "stay pawsitive",
 ];
 const penguenoGreeting = () =>
   greetings[Math.floor(Math.random() * greetings.length)];