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+import {
+  type ITraceable,
+  JsonResponse,
+  TraceUtil,
+} from "@emprespresso/pengueno";
+
+export enum HealthCheckInput {
+  CHECK,
+}
+export enum HealthCheckOutput {
+  YAASQUEEN,
+}
+
+const messages = [
+  "(≧ω≦)ゞ Oopsie! This endpoint has gone a-404-dable!",
+  "｡ﾟ(｡ﾉωヽ｡)ﾟ｡ Meow-t found! Your API call ran away!",
+  "404-bidden! But like...in a cute way (・`ω´・) !",
+  "(=①ω①=) This endpoint is hiss-terically missing!",
+  "┐(´∀｀)┌ Whoopsie fluff! No API here!",
+  "(つ≧▽≦)つ Your data went on a paw-sible vacation!",
+  "(ꈍᴗꈍ) Uwu~ not found, but found our hearts instead!",
+  "ヽ(；▽；)ノ Eep! This route has ghosted you~",
+];
+export const FourOhFourActivity = <Trace>(req: ITraceable<Request, Trace>) =>
+  req.bimap(TraceUtil.withFunctionTrace(FourOhFourActivity))
+    .map(() =>
+      new JsonResponse(messages[Math.random() * messages.length], {
+        status: 404,
+      })
+    );