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+import {
+  type IActivity,
+  type ITraceable,
+  JsonResponse,
+  type PenguenoRequest,
+  type ServerTrace,
+} from "@emprespresso/pengueno";
+
+const messages = [
+  "(≧ω≦)ゞ Oopsie! This endpoint has gone a-404-dable!",
+  "｡ﾟ(｡ﾉωヽ｡)ﾟ｡ Meow-t found! Your API call ran away!",
+  "404-bidden! But like...in a cute way (・`ω´・) !",
+  "(=①ω①=) This endpoint is hiss-terically missing!",
+  "┐(´∀｀)┌ Whoopsie fluff! No API here!",
+  "(つ≧▽≦)つ Your data went on a paw-sible vacation!",
+  "(ꈍᴗꈍ) Uwu~ not found, but found our hearts instead!",
+  "ヽ(；▽；)ノ Eep! This route has ghosted you~",
+];
+const randomFourOhFour = () => messages[Math.random() * messages.length];
+
+export interface IFourOhFourActivity {
+  fourOhFour: IActivity;
+}
+
+export class FourOhFourActivityImpl implements IFourOhFourActivity {
+  public fourOhFour(
+    req: ITraceable<PenguenoRequest, ServerTrace>,
+  ) {
+    return req
+      .move(
+        new JsonResponse(req, randomFourOhFour(), { status: 404 }),
+      )
+      .map((resp) => Promise.resolve(resp.get()))
+      .get();
+  }
+}