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import {
  type IActivity,
  type ITraceable,
  JsonResponse,
  type PenguenoRequest,
  type ServerTrace,
} from "@emprespresso/pengueno";

const messages = [
  "(≧ω≦)ゞ Oopsie! This endpoint has gone a-404-dable!",
  "。゚(。ノωヽ。)゚。 Meow-t found! Your API call ran away!",
  "404-bidden! But like...in a cute way (・`ω´・) !",
  "(=①ω①=) This endpoint is hiss-terically missing!",
  "┐(´∀`)┌ Whoopsie fluff! No API here!",
  "(つ≧▽≦)つ Your data went on a paw-sible vacation!",
  "(ꈍᴗꈍ) Uwu~ not found, but found our hearts instead!",
  "ヽ(;▽;)ノ Eep! This route has ghosted you~",
];
const randomFourOhFour = () => messages[Math.random() * messages.length];

export interface IFourOhFourActivity {
  fourOhFour: IActivity;
}

export class FourOhFourActivityImpl implements IFourOhFourActivity {
  public fourOhFour(
    req: ITraceable<PenguenoRequest, ServerTrace>,
  ) {
    return req
      .move(
        new JsonResponse(req, randomFourOhFour(), { status: 404 }),
      )
      .map((resp) => Promise.resolve(resp.get()))
      .get();
  }
}