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import {
type ITraceable,
JsonResponse,
TraceUtil,
} from "@emprespresso/pengueno";
export enum HealthCheckInput {
CHECK,
}
export enum HealthCheckOutput {
YAASQUEEN,
}
const messages = [
"(≧ω≦)ゞ Oopsie! This endpoint has gone a-404-dable!",
"｡ﾟ(｡ﾉωヽ｡)ﾟ｡ Meow-t found! Your API call ran away!",
"404-bidden! But like...in a cute way (・`ω´・) !",
"(=①ω①=) This endpoint is hiss-terically missing!",
"┐(´∀｀)┌ Whoopsie fluff! No API here!",
"(つ≧▽≦)つ Your data went on a paw-sible vacation!",
"(ꈍᴗꈍ) Uwu~ not found, but found our hearts instead!",
"ヽ(；▽；)ノ Eep! This route has ghosted you~",
];
export const FourOhFourActivity = <Trace>(req: ITraceable<Request, Trace>) =>
req.bimap(TraceUtil.withFunctionTrace(FourOhFourActivity))
.map(() =>
new JsonResponse(messages[Math.random() * messages.length], {
status: 404,
})
);
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