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| author | Linus Lee <linus@thesephist.com> | 2020-09-24 07:46:06 -0400 |
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| committer | Linus Lee <linus@thesephist.com> | 2020-09-24 07:46:06 -0400 |
| commit | d7c1ae4f765023fbc61502f2899e3d4caa3e6d80 (patch) | |
| tree | de83336369ea26ad17564da6bb3c286f9fca19fa /static/js/main.js | |
| parent | 4b487e7a3859a1a9efb6116eff5038d7a3c64888 (diff) | |
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Remove plans for looping constructs -- we don't need em
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1 files changed, 10 insertions, 4 deletions
diff --git a/static/js/main.js b/static/js/main.js index 7ff59b0..7774bba 100644 --- a/static/js/main.js +++ b/static/js/main.js @@ -115,7 +115,7 @@ class App extends Component { <a href="#" onclick=${evt => { evt.preventDefault(); this.render(); - }}>Rewrite headline!</a> + }}>NEW headline!</a> <a href="https://dotink.co/posts/tabloid/" target="_blank" noopener noreferer>Blog post</a> </nav> @@ -147,14 +147,18 @@ class App extends Component { Declare a function by writing <code class="inline fixed block">DISCOVER HOW TO ... WITH</code>. Truly, a more gripping way to declare a function can't possibly exist! - </li> - <li> - Assign to a variable by writing <code class="inline fixed + Similarly, assign to a variable with <code class="inline fixed block">EXPERTS CLAIM ... TO BE</code>. On the Internet, anyone can be an expert, and Tabloid gives YOU the power to wield that responsibility and declare anything you'd like! </li> <li> + There are <strong>no built-in constructs for looping</strong>. The news + cycle is moving too fast! Nobody has time for yesterday's + loops or last week's break statements. If you must loop, + use recursion. + </li> + <li> To return from a function, simply write <code class="inline fixed block">SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT</code>! You're going to—gasp!—<strong>return</strong>? How shocking! @@ -203,6 +207,8 @@ class App extends Component { <li><code class="inline fixed block">END OF STORY</code> end a block scope</li> <li><code class="inline fixed block">EXPERTS CLAIM...TO BE</code> declare or assign to a variable</li> <li><code class="inline fixed block">YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS</code> print output</li> + <li><code class="inline fixed block">TOTALLY RIGHT</code> true</li> + <li><code class="inline fixed block">COMPLETELY WRONG</code> false</li> <li><code class="inline fixed block">IS ACTUALLY</code> is equal to</li> <li><code class="inline fixed block">BEATS / SMALLER THAN</code> greater than / less than</li> <li><code class="inline fixed block">SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT</code> return from a function</li> |